Trending Emo Kid Unisex Long Sleeve Ornaments

Introducing our Overstimulated Mama t-shirt, designed especially for all the multitasking superwomen out there who are constantly juggling a million things at once. This witty and relatable statement tee captures the essence of modern motherhood with a playful touch. Whether you find yourself constantly wrangling kids, managing a career, or keeping up with the never-ending to-do list, this shirt celebrates the chaotic beauty of being an unstoppable mama. Featuring a bold and eye-catching font, the Overstimulated Mama tee lets you wear your superpowers proudly. It serves as a reminder that even though life may be overwhelming at times, you are more than capable of handling it all. This t-shirt is perfect for casual outings, playdates, or simply lounging around at home, offering both comfort and style. So go ahead, embrace your role as an overstimulated mama and conquer the world, one multitasking moment at a time!

Introducing our brand-new garden flag that is sure to make a statement in your front yard. With its playful yet profound message, this flag will remind you and your neighbors to take life as it comes and enjoy every moment. The "God Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Vibes That Aren't Rootin Tootin" flag is perfect for those who want to bring a touch of humor and positivity into their daily lives. Featuring a beautiful design with bold, uplifting font, this flag incorporates the perfect combination of humor and inspiration. Made for garden lovers who want to showcase their fun and quirky personalities, our garden flag is perfect for anyone looking to spruce up their outdoor space. With its high-quality printing and durable material, this flag is sure to stay vibrant and beautiful all season long. So, why not bring a bit of laughter and positivity to your garden with this one-of-a-kind flag?

Introducing our latest statement-making tee - "My Tummy Hurts & I'm Mad At The Government". Designed to grab attention and spark conversation, this t-shirt is perfect for those who are feeling frustrated with the current state of affairs. The bold text in contrasting colors makes a clear and direct statement, while the playful tone adds a hint of humor to the message. Wear it to your next protest march or wear it just for the fun of it - either way, you're sure to turn heads and make an impact. With our t-shirt, you can show your dissatisfaction with the way the government is handling things and the pain it's causing you and many others. The message is simple but powerful, and serves as a reminder that we need to hold our elected officials accountable. It's a great gift for friends and family who share your views or just want to make a bold statement. So why wait? Wear your heart on your sleeves (or chest, rather) with this thought-provoking t-shirt.

Being Retro and Dummy Thicc goes hand in hand! This retro design is great for people who are thicc af and livin it up like it's the 80s.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Look man, I've had a long day, I'm nervous, shaking, and UNHINGED! Don't try me, because this pup all bark and EXTRA bite!

If you're gay and loud and hella proud, show it off in style. Own it! Wear your heart on your sleeve, and put your best and most fabulous foot forward with this gay pride flag design.

Keep an eye out for Krampus! You kids better not have been naughty! Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus cartoon design inspired by retro, rubber hose-style animations!

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Keep an eye out for Krampus! You kids better not have been naughty! Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus cartoon design inspired by retro, rubber hose-style animations!

He's gonna find who's been naughty or nice - Santa Skull is comin' to town! Celebrate the Christmas season with this holiday skull with sparkles design.

This mother's day show the world you're capable of creating some powerful magic- the magic of parenthood! This witchy design is perfect for moms who hex with strong bonds between their kids and always bring sage advice to the table.

If you've never put triangular shaped snacks on your fingertips and pretended to have claws, then you haven't LIVED!! We all remember doing it as kids... maybe even as adults! It's the easiest, cheapest way to feel powerful.

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas Sweater. This design features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

Not a fan of Xmas? No problem! Tap into your inner Xmas Hater in this totally angsty design.

With the moon having many faces, sometimes it's tricky to keep track of reality. There are times when things don't seem to appear as it seems to be but all the more reason to search for the truth. As part of the Creepy Cute Tarot Series, this card of illusions will have you go soul searching and seeking answers you may be doubting!

It's fall! And I'm here for a gourd time, not a long time. Celebrate the season with this funny, fall-gourd pun design!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Look at that SICKada bro! They're grinding on everything! Totally gnarly screams bro. I wish I was as cool as this radical skateboarding cicada.

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Calling all goth gals! Don't let the haters change you, embrace who you are and tell them to deal with it!

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

Spread some Christmas cheer this holiday season with this holiday design featuring the text "Falalala Llama" and a festive sing-a-long christmas llama. Perfect for holiday parties, christmas dinner, and holiday family gatherings!

This ice cold yet emo design is for those who slay everyday but also grapple with deep sads all the time. Be a badass with feelings with this funny smiley face design!

How did I get these gains? Well, it was from all that heavy emotional weight I carry around in everything I do everyday of existence. Make light of your history and celebrate your gym progress with this design that's not afraid to make light of some hefty stuff.

I kid I kid, Or do I? Haunt the scene with this controversial Halloween take depicting a ghost doing a spoopy pun that's sure to cause a couple screams.

Momento mori, my friends. You cannot avoid death, but you must remember to live!

Momento mori, my friends. You cannot avoid death, but you must remember to live!